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The Act of Being a Jackass
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Chris: “Bro stop jacking ass with that dude Paul!”
Jean: “I’m not jacking ass, I’ll be fine.”
When a girls is pride or uptight and you want to have intercourse so you get her naked, uncap a bottle of Jack Daniels, pop it in her ass and flip her upside down so she absorbs the alcohol. This allows her to lower her inhibitions and relax.
PRO-TIP: It may be a few minutes before she feels the alcohol so pass the time with a standing 69!
Man, Carla was being such a prude at the party last night I had to give her a Jack-in-the-ass.
When you go to Jack in the Box but the employee treats you like shit
I went to Jack in the Box yesterday but the Jack in the Ass wouldn’t give me extra sauce