A city i northern Florida that is overrun with over-zealous, think they know it all, jack-off rednecks. A city that would be a nice city if it wasn't for the moronic turds that are more than happy to tell you exactly how to live your life every step of the way.
30% of all death peanalty cases come out of Duval county (Jacksonville city limits).
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This city is known for its shitty food, hotels, people, water, night life and "transit system"!!! this city is so lame i have seen manitees commit suicide in it . the jaguires are the only half decent thing about this city and they suck to. besides jaguires are indiginous to south america where the fuck do they get off??!!! PlEASE JOIN THE FIGHT AGAINST JACKSONVILLE. never go there under any circumstances. if your job tries to send you to a confrence there; quit. if your spouse recomends you go on vacation there; resort to violence. if you have already been there and would like to forget any memories about it.. consider heavy drug use.
I once spent a short time in jacksonville.......Now i cut myself. Enough said!
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A national treasure, wink wink, 150m$ wink wink wink, we "sure" love it.
yo jacksonville gonna get me loads of dough and children.
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to give a blow job first thing in the morning
Clover had a Jacksonville Breakfast when she surprised Matt with a blow job first thing in the morning.
An expansion team in 1995, the Jaguars quickly became a dominant team behind quarterback Mark Brunell, receiver Jimmy Smith, and a great defense. From 1996-99, the team had 4 straight playoff berths, going 14-2 with the league's best record in in '99. However, during that season, they lost both of their games to the Tennessee Titans, and again lost to the Titans in the playoffs, costing Jacksonville a trip to the Super Bowl. After some poor seasons, the Jaguars again built a hard nosed team and made the playoffs in 2005.
"The Jacksonville Jaguars have defeated the Dolphins 62-7, the most lopsided victory in playoff history."
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The worst tech support avalible. Lazy with no knowledge. The home of zero.
Tech: Thank you for calling Jacksonville IS Support how can I help you?
Caller: Oh Shit not Jacksonville again..... CLICK!(Hangs Phone Up)
Have your partner standing on her head with her legs split. Mount directly on top of her, holding her legs as if they were jackhammer handles. Proceed to drill her in an up and down motion making her bounce like a jackhammer.
Hey Tim letitia's neck is buggered after I jacksonville jackhammered the shit out of her. Literally