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Keelan is a man who is absolutely shite at Overwatch... especially in the role of the windowmarker. Keelan thinks he is a absolute hard lad especially in discord. Thinks he can jump people in Rushmere but doesn't know he will get fucking destroyed. Keelan is inconsistent Andy in secret the stupid wee coon, this guy makes turkey with the juice being his own. Keelan also is a rager, a very angry man
OMG I met Keelan in rushmere and he randomly got attacked by some bloke who jumped out from the vape stand
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OMG Keelan just broke his headset again because he couldn't click on people's heads in overwatch because he is absolutely shit at it
Keelan, Many of the definitions here you will find (all the ones about girls) are everything that 'Keelan' wants or wants to happen, yet he will never acquire or never see happen. Keelan is mostly regarded as annoying, "Bitch-less", Life-long Virgin, "That guy that's just there/around", and unwanted.
('Keelan' Isn't used in any sentences.)
Keelan is a 5 foot Irish man who has a gore fetish he acts gay but is actually straight, and he likes the smell of gasoline but enjoys the taste of blood. this man is a criminality hacker on Roblox as well. Also he is a psychopath who acts normal in public but loves killing secretly and kills animals for a relief of this anguish. WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP
me:Yo keelan just shot your cat 57 times bro
friend: HOLY FUCK WHAT!?!?
a kid who sucks at fortnite and thinks he's better than all the skinny mini's.
keelans a bot.
Canadian-born musical theatre performer currently based in the United Kingdom. Most notable performance as Jason Dean (JD) in the 2024 Heathers (West End & Tour) cast. Insanely attractive with a 10/10 jawline.
omg look it’s keelan mcauley
what the fuck shut up
An Irish guy who is definitely under 5 foot 6. Loves gug and the word "poggers". Had his crush stolen by his best friend but can be funny at times. Thinks that suicide is always an option yet cant bring himself to do it. Calls himself straight yet he has an extremely soft (yet hard) spot for someone by the name of Frank.
That guy Is such a Keelan McLaughlin.