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noun. an old pervert - typically in his early to mid 80's - who answers the door to trick or treaters with his erect wiener (symbology of a light sabre) painted blue and sticking out of his tan jedi costume.
Jeffrey: Don't go to old man Stevens place!
Theo: Wha?
Jeffrey: He's is the old bone kenobi that I was telling you about today during home ec
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Obi Wan Kenobi is the Jedi who trains Anakin Skywalker otherwise known as Darth Vader. He is very wise and powerful. His master, the one who trained him was Qui-Gon Jin, he was killed. Obi-Wan despite what some say, did train Anakin well. Vader kills him, but Obi-Wan lives on as one with the force. Soon after Anakin redeems himself and joins his old master.
Obi Wan Kenobi: Why do I get the feeling you're going to be the death of me?
Anakin: Don't say that, master. You're the closest thing I have to a father.
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He uses the Mexican Force, it's the force but with more tacos and Tequila
We're saved, it's Obi Juan Kenobi here to give us tacos
The most legendary homie that a person can ever be or have!
Yo that guy right there, Johnny Sins, is my homie-wan kenobi bruh!
When a pupil becomes stronger than their master, realises this, and ousts or overruns their former mentor. In reference to when Anakin Skywalker kills Obi Wan Kenobi in Star Wars.
I got a promotion today. Remember I told you about my boss who hired me when I was a graduate? Well he got fired and I got his job-he got Obi Wan Kenobied!
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When a man gives his partner a facial while standing on a raised platform and announces that he has "the high ground"
"Its over Anakin! I have the high ground..." Obi-Wang Kenobi announced as he unleashed his midi-chlorians on Anakin's ashen face.
Space Jesus, the holy and only one. Amen
A: Man, i only believe in Obi Wan Kenobi, the only and holy space jesus!