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A furry fruit in dire need of a shaving.
Wait, don't eat that kiwi. Let me shave it for you first.
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Kiwi is a more slang term for vagina.
Person1: creeeeper.... yeah just like that babe...
Person2: aww yeaah your kiwi is so juicy and tight...
Person1: man this is so good...
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The prettiest and most unique and best girl in the world. Point blank. She's outgoing, sweet, giving, caring heart, fun, daredevilish, sexy, exotic, beautiful, natural, cute, gorgeous, doll face, just so beautiful. Upon looking at her, her beauty possesses you, she's so innocent looking, adorable and sexy. The best woman that was ever created by any creature, God or form of substance. Every guy in the world wants her because of her body, face, attitude and personality. She is one a kind, no one else was made like her, no one. Guys have killed for her, woman want to kill her because they want to be her. Every woman on earth wants to be her once they meet her. Nothing comes richer or better than Kiwi. And nothing ever will regardless of the votes on here
There are so many woman in the world with beautiful faces, but regardless of what color her body is in, Kiwi has the most beautifulest face in the world!
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1. A Kiwi is another name for a person who was born in New Zealand but are not of Maori descendant. Maori are the native people of New Zealand.
2. A Kiwi is a native flightless bird, only found in New Zealand, and are nearly on the verge of extinction.
3. A 'Kiwi' is a shortened term for 'Kiwifruit' or also known as a 'Chinese Gooseberry' which is round, brown and furry. In New Zealand they are mostly grown in 'King Country' or better known as 'Bay Of Plenty'.
New Zealand is made up of 2 main islands, North and South Island, with many little surrounding islands.
Contrary to what you may believe, Kiwi, is not a common name used in Australia for New Zealanders. On most part an Australian is most likely to call you a Kwazee meaning a Kiwi-Australian or a Mozzy meaning a Maori-Australian.
Also it is an Australian accent that would say 'sex' instead of 'six'.
Kiwi's do understand sarcasm, its actually an everyday language.
Australian's would deny this, but in actual fact, they love little New Zealand and believe it is a beautiful country.
'Sheep Shagger' is a made up name given to New Zealander's by Australian's a very long time ago & actually has no relevant meaning.
& finally yes, Kiwi's & Aussie's do have a historical rivalry. This is mostly brought out when defending eachothers own countries during major sporting events against eachother, examples: Rugby, Rugby League, Netball, Cricket.....
Person:
I am a Kiwi, as I am a New Zealand born Asian.
Bird:
Oh look at the cute little Kiwi hiding in the shrub.
Fruit:
Would you like a Kiwifruit?...Yeah I'll have a Kiwi
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someone who does not speak the Queens English
a Convicts cousin
A fackin Kyant (a fucking cunt)
Loves going to gay pride all over the world
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I have an uncanny feeling the people writing most of these definitions are australians. Tut tut boys! Im a kiwi and hail from the north island: one of the 2 that make up our beautiful country. New zealand is still a member of the commonwealth but gained its strong and unique national idenity during world wars one and two. At the moment new zealand has terrible youth drinking problems (our legal age is 18) and a shot high school qualification called NCEA. But other then that new zealand is beautiful and its spring so all the lambs are frolicing! Speaking of lambs, sheep shagging is a joke of the past as i believe our dairy industry is gaining presedence, so there! Anyway all you american tourists, come to the land of the long white cloud and visit australia too...if you must.
wow, those young kiwi males drink far too much. But i bet they'll still pass ncea and go ont o become established dairy farmers. Here come some american tourists!
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A nickname for a very beautiful girl, over a ten, who has brown or dark skin and very long natural hair.
A nickname for a very beautiful girl who can sing and reach high pitched notes such as the kiwi bird.
Stephan: Damn, there's hella sexy women in this club tonite!
Pete: Yeah, but I got my eye on the kiwi over there!
Stephan: That's what's up. I was checking her out too.
Jessica: I hate that girl! She thinks she's all that!
Valerie: Why do you say that?!
Jessica: 'Cause she can sing and hit those Mariah Carey notes. Bitch is a kiwi!
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