landmining

a form of shotgunning a canned beverage. stab a can, put it on the ground, put your mouth on the hole, then have someone stomp on the can.

he opened the door and started landmining an arizona iced tea

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landmine

when you skeet on the pillow of your sleeping girlfriend and wait for her to roll her head over detonating the "landmine"

GF: (Suddenly waking up) Oh gross what the hell is this gooey sh...

You: IDK is it drool?

GF: It... it.. It smells like, cum?

You: hahaha Landmine!!!

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Landmines

When a friend takes you with him to see a girl or girls he has never met and they are ugly af.

Suttie you just led us into a field of landmines. -___-

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landmining

To fart on a couch cushion, then casually walk away. The next person to sit down in that spot will set the landmine off, releasing the stench.

I just ate baked beans and broccoli for dinner, I'm doing some serious landmining at the party tonight.

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Landmines

A drinking game invented in the heart of Sandy Hook.

Materials you will need: two shot glasses, an abundance of beer cans, a quarter, and quality friends

You start off by filling both shot glasses with beer as you drink your beers on the side. you proceed to spin the quarter allowed to use both hands but after that you must use only one hand to take both shots and retrieve the quarter cleanly! otherwise you go again. But while a quarter is spinning someone else can put an empty can of theirs on top of it and it will stay on the table for the rest of the game and it is the spinners turn again. also as spinner you cannot hit the "landmines" put on the table otherwise you go again. rinse and repeat until wasted

beware Landmines ruins friendships

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Cheerio Landmine

When small children drop cheerios all over the floor and an adult later steps on one. Instead of exploding like a landmind, you hear a crunch and the cheerio turns to a fine powder that is almost impossible to clean up without a vacuum.

Heather: "Anna please eat your cheerios in the chair!!!"

Anna: "OK Mommy!" (Running off with cheerios in hand to see what is outside leaving a trail of cheerios.)

Tom: (Wakes from sleep, another long night of taking care of the screaming kids) "Oh I am so tired.." CRUNCH "Oh damn it, I just stepped on a cheerio landmine. Get the vacuum!!! ANNNNAAAAA!!!!!!"

danish landmine

A Lego brick left on the floor that you step on in the middle of the night..

I went to get a midnight snack and stepped on a danish landmine my kid had left in the kitchen. I couldn't walk for three days.