per-lease

a sarcastic way of saying 'please'.

tom ;my cock's bigger than your's.
james ;per-lease mines 11inch.

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sub lease

to let someone live rent free for six months.

I couldn't even sub lease to you since, the contract is in my mother's name plus, I never said I would do it.

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car leasing

The act of renting a car on a long term finance agreement. You pay a monthly fee and get a new car.

I got a great car leasing deal to get my new car.

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lease a butt ram

To pay for anal sex.

Ex Con: I'm so lonely and horny, I think I'll go dontown and lease a butt ram.

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sistah puh-lease

1) used to express agreement or to emphasize a point stated.
2) used lieu of "duh".
3) used to refute an obviously false statement.

1) statement: "wooo, baby got back!" agreement: "sistah, puh-lease!"
2) statement: "phish sucks." response: "sistah, puh-lease!"
3) skinny girl says: "omigod, these pants make me look so fat." response: "sistah, puh-lease!"

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deer lease coffee

Coffee with Whiskey added. Often drank early in the morning prior to a hunt after a big night of drinking.

Matthews: You guys must feel terrible this morning.

Me: yeah, not too bad, I’m on my 3rd deer lease coffee

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sistah puh-lease

(4) synonymous with brutha puh-lease.

(4)see above examples for usage.

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