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Accidentally being led astray by the incoherent babbling of a neurotic person that has lost all measure of common sense and understanding of reality.
1. You want to find out why you cannot load a website; The support representative tells you that you should not load that site because it supports North Korea's nuclear program and that it will damn your soul to all eternity.
2. You ask the bartender if they have any group discounts and he explain that the MMR vaccine causes childhood autism and you should start buying cod liver extract to replenish your aura.
3. You ask the woman at the counter if she can split the bill and she tells you that it cannot be split because it is uneven and if you want to have uneven bills you need to sign up to the members club program online.
You reflect on these and wonder what happened? who said what when? was it you? was it someone else? mid-sentence something? it finally dawns on you, you've been Leslied.
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Leslie is one of the rarest type of women in this world. As one gazes upon her, they are struck with her overwhelming beauty. She is the most gorgeous Mexican woman this side of the border. She has a great personality, the type of girl that you can stay on the phone all night, making you laugh every chance she gets. She has an outstanding body, one which can make anybody's jaw drop as she passes by.
Fernando: Leslie is an amazing girl. She lightens up my day everytime I talk to her!
John: You should keep talking to her. A girl like her only comes once in a lifetime.
Fernando: Her beauty is stunning! I'll do anything to make her mine.
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Leslie, is the coolest, sweetest, kindest, most compassionate, caring understanding person. She has been through so much in life, but she keeps on going, and anyone who meets her is lucky if you become her friend.
Leslie is my little sister.
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A beautiful woman who is very talented in the arts, and is a loyal friend. Leslie will always be there for you.
Wow, Leslie is a great person.
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Leslie is a girl who is very shy at first but once you get to know her she is pretty awesome! She has a very powerful mind and heart. She has had a sad past with a few happy memories here and there. She has a bit of a temper and can sometimes wake up on the wrong side of the bed. If you hurt her she doesn’t really care but when you trifle with her friends and family your ass is as good as gone. She is sweet as sugar but can be as cold as ice. She loves all of her friends and wants to cherish every second she spends with them. She can also have anxiety and feels bad when she annoys people, like REALY bad. If you meet her on one of her bad days you might end up as an enemy but be patient with her and you’ll see the goodness in her heart. She is very picky about her friends she doesn’t like people that are to popular but also doesn’t like completely antisocial people. She likes all animals and only some people. But if she makes an effort to come and hang out with you, you’d better appreciate it. If you have a Leslie in your life, you are one lucky ass boy/girl.
OMG Leslie is like so awesome!!
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Could be a name for a man but what a woman! Artistic, slightly neurotic, but oh-so-cute in that come-spank-me-big-daddy way. If she loves you, you're set.
I'm very lucky that I know Lesli.
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Leslie : Is a very nice person who everyone loves . Always has best hair . She is very beautiful . Many girls envy her because of all the boyfriends she gets , and because of how pretty she is in all ways . Has a great personality , never gives up on goals . Doesnt care about what people think about her . Never holds grudges on people . She can be shy but once you get to know her you will love her ! Many girls wish they looked liker her . She usually has long hair . Loves animals , and to read . She goes through a lot in her life but she never lets her problems get to her or ruin her day or life . Cares for her friends a lot . Mexican and speaks a lot of spanish and english . She is very funny too .
Jen: Wow look at Leslie's hair ! Its so pretty ! I wish i looked like her .
Beth: I know right ! I wish i was as pretty as her!
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