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When you have saved up a months worth of jizz in your system then blindfolded yourself and tied one hand behind your back and wacked off till you release into all the stolen beer glasses you own and make your significant other drink from them
All my beers are hazies after I Pennsylvania Lew’d all my stolen beer glasses!!
An amazing southerner. The name Lewis is Italian for shagable. Lew’s George’s tend to love football and sweat coin master.
wow i’m dating lew george
Someone who smokes big dope and has gotten hit by a car. His favorite way of smoking the holy plant ganja is by rolling it into a honey bourbon backwood. He also likes to sauce on thots
Schoolboy: Who's that kid that smells like about $5,000 worth of kush
Schoolboy2: You've never heard of him? Thats Aj Lew!
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a person who sexually antagonizes inmates at a jail weather it is sexual sodomy or more as a creeper act of bound inmates being relentlessly tortured with night sticks until the guard ejaculates on there face out of sheer satisfaction
damn i got to get out of here that guard pulled a lew dave on me last night for hours and now my face is sticky
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To become incredibly angry after realizing someone has eaten food that you have prepared for yourself
Guy 1: "Dad has made and served burgers for every one else but himself."
Guy 2: "Nope look, he just made himself a plate."
Guy 1: "Aw shit,nigga, that looks so damn good! I'm bout to steal a bite."
Guy 2: "Damn, Nigga, you don't wanna make Dad Pull-a-Lew. Last time that nigga macked my head because I stole a piece of bacon off his plate last Sunday."
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Papa Lew is a world wide paedophile who likes to touch young toddlers in their pre school years. He is a young iffender who is still on the run after possessing 73638 child porn photos. He is wanted by the CIA and the FBI for licking a baby’s muff. If you know any info, let us know at 69 fanny street, my arsecrack, hairy pussy and the post code is NE14 ABJ
Oh my god, kids run it’s papa lew!
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A method of snorting drugs that are stuck in your nose
By making a pig noise using your throat and breathing in violently through your nose, good for clearing your nose generally too.
"Shit it might be stuck try the lew-sniff"
"oh my god it just hit me all at once 👀"