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Outward pursuit of a similar calibre to Planking but undertaken by fat people.
'Dude look at that fat chick lying down, it's like she's logging'
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To beat your partner to death with your penis.
Sally: what the hell are you gonna do for our 50th anniversary
Matt: some good logging
He then beats her to death with his dick
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Log is a wood that is from a tree that has been cut off. Oh also filipino gamers type LOG instead of LAG for no fucking reason like dude, what the fuck?
Filipino gamer 1: TANGINA LOG!! (FUCK LOG)
Filipino gamer 2: Bobo kaba? Lag kasi (Are you stupid? It's lag)
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The act of laying in bed and sleeping for hours and days on end.
“Zach, what are your plans for break?”
“Not much, probably just logging”.
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When a guy's penis is so long that it drags across the ground when he jogs.
Black Guy: Yo mon, I be totally "Logging" dis mornin'.
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A female who is bad at sex. She lays there expecting you to do all the work and then complains about how bad it was when its over. Things may start off well in the beginning like kissing and fingering but when it comes down to the actual sex she will roll over like a log and do nothing else. Hence the term "log."
"Hey man did you end up banging that girl last night? "
"Yea dude but it was no good. Turns out shes a log, I ended up doing all the work."
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When Russian ladies feel lonely, they do a massive shite, freeze it and at times of need, use it as a dildo, according to Manchipp.
So there I was, chillin with my hot Ruski Mama when all of a sudden and with no suggestion for me, she goes to the freezer and drags out this 13 inch shit and starts to masturdate using it. So obviously I said "what the hell are you doing" and she said, "Logging, it's all the range here in Russia" (but in Russian clearly, as she was russian)
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