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To take oneself out when one has no date
I couldn't find anyone to go out with me, so I decided to masturdate. I took myself out for dinner and a movie.
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A very good date, but you are all alone.
Had the greatest masturdate this weekend! I even "scored."
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Doing things that one would normally do as a couple. Such as seeing a movie or eating out. Usually happens after a breakup.
Campbell couldn't get a date so he decided to masturdate and went to a movie.
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In the era of COVID and online dating, a scheduled rendezvous via video call for mutual self-pleasuring.
My boyfriend lives in Arizona, but we have a masturdate at least twice a week.
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Refers to the time frame in a long term relationship; most often after cohabitation has lasted over the one to two year mark, in which one or both parties begins to masturbate more than having sexual intercourse.
Peter: Maybe she’s just stressed out.
Mike: She says she’s too tired to have sex, but I found a ton of porn in her browser. Maybe I should masturdate too.
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Going on a date with someone you know is going to give you a handjob, and you'll gladly give them one too.
"Yeah, I'm totally masturdating the guy from History."
"I'm going to the movies with her, it's totally going to be a masturdate."
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Going out alone. I.e. seeing a movie by yourself, going to a restaurant alone.
Dude I saw No Country for Old Men twice by myself. I'm addicted to chronic masturdating
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