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To smell like one hasn't washed for a few months.
Phooh, she's / he's absolutely muffing !
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The act of performing oral sex on a woman who doesn't shave her pubic hair. Originated from the town of Muff, in Ireland.
"So what'd you get up to over the weekend?"
"Oh, nothin' much. Just a lie in, and a bit of muffing the wife
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To go deep underground exploring caves and potholes. An adrenaline fuelled activity conducted by "Muffers"
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Those muffers have been Muffing, that's exploring caves. They like to go in deep.
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When your babe throws you the last condom and you drop it and it falls under the bed, killing your chance to score.
I was like the New York Jets last night - muffed punt and the game was over.
When a woman goes without underwear - the female equivalent of free balling. Also called free buffing or going commando.
Half way through dinner, Jennifer told me she was free muffing and I couldn't get my mind back off of tagging her for the rest of the meal.
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The polite way to describe somthing that is "fucked up"
Jack muffed up Jason's face after Jason attempted to finger Jacks mothers asshole while she was sleeping.
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