dickie dido

The female genitalia.

The hair round her dickie dido hang down to her knees !

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honking

Dirty,filthy,unclean. Truly grotty.

That shirt you are wearing is absolutely honking !

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muffindamule

muffindamule is a misreprentation of a sexual deviation known only to the gentle folk of Ireland. A bit like dobbin the donkey.

Q. Woi's the lazy bastard always late doing the milking ?
A. He's been muffindamule to be sure !

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black hat

Vagina. Twat (rhyming slang). Black hat = twat = Vagina.

I like a bit of the old black hat now and again and again and again and again.

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johnny

A johnny or johny is a term used to describe a condom.

I will only let you dip your stick if you use a johnny.

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muffing

To smell like one hasn't washed for a few months.

Phooh, she's / he's absolutely muffing !

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dipstick

Penis. See also to dip ones stick.

I saw his dipstick in the moonlight and my word did I get a fright. And that on a saturday night !

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