Margarita Nose

What happens when you forget to wipe the residual coke of your nose after tooting a few lines. The outline of your nostrils resemble the rim of a salted margarita glass.

"Damn man, did you see how messed up that kid was walking out of the bathroom. He had some serious margarita nose going on. He must have some good blow."

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tucson margarita

An alcoholic beverage consisting of ice, gin, and lemon juice that became popular with the impoverished community of University of Arizona college students residing in Arizona's off-campus Commons.

I don't need to spend all my money on a blender, drink mix, nor tequila as long as I can have myself a Tucson Margarita.

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Dirty Margarita

The act of licking the rim of ones bung hole.

After she gave me a dirty margarita,she wanted to kiss me."Not until you clean your mouth with lysol" I told her.

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Sangrias and Margaritas

Slang for a couple of drunk cats. Typically the cats aren't actually drunk, but act like they have been exposed to alcoholic drinks someone left out, like a sangria or margarita. If someone's cats acts

weirder than you would ever expect, and makes little to no sense, you can say they are sangrias and margaritas.

Person: That person's cats are really weird. They act like they're drunk.
Other person: I guess the cats are sangrias and margaritas.

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manly margarita

Mentioned in the Woodbox Gang's 2009 release "White Trash Voodoo" in the song "Eat, Drink, & Be Dead," a manly margarita consists of blood, semen, and tequila. While preparation and presentation is a mystery it is theorized that all elements are combined in a blender and served immediately in a traditional margarita glass. Salt is optional.

Eat, Drink, & Be Dead" lyrics include, "I sold my blood and semen for a bottle of tequila. If you'd mix them all together that's a manly margarita!

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margarita mustache

A margarita mustache is when you drink a margarita in the sun,and your uppler lip starts to sweat. When your pores are open and the sugar from the margarita gets in, its causes your uppler lip to break out therefor causing a Margarita Mustache.

1. Brian is hot but he always has a Margarita Mustache.

2. Man, i really need to get some proactive, I'm starting to get a margarita Mustashe.

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australian margarita

puting salt on a chicks brown star before you give her a rim job.

Doug likes giving his wife an australian margarita after a night at the strip club.