A furry before furries were even a thing
I hate wearing this mascot outfit, I sweat my ass off, it's ridiculously itchy, and all the players
make fun of me, EVEN THE DAMN CHEERLEADERS!
Alternate name to call somebody other than retarded so as not to offend. Taken from sports teams looking at other humans who have impairments or lesser intellect as a source of inspiration for their championship run.
Arnold's sister is such a mascot!
The things that goes on the front of a boat.
Hey, did you see that mermaid?
Where?
On that boat. It's one of those boat mascot thingies.
When a caravan of male hookers wishes to hire a new member, but he refuses, so they break into his house, tie him up, and ejaculate in all of his holes. They then put an apple in his mouth, take pictures, and threaten to publish them should they still not decide to join.
"So, I tried to get Isaiah Jaegar to join up with us, but he refused."
"Caravan Mascot?"
"Yes. Tonight."
(noun) Mascot Slasher is a horror subgenre that in general, combines (now considered since 2023) Mascot Horror and Slasher subgenres. This subgenre tend to appear majorly in films (because of the latter's roots in that format), through it can be appear in other media formats, such as like video games (like the former's roots) and TV shows. Including, sometimes that isn't big-budgeted and more so indie entertainment studios. Similarity like nearly all Mascot Horror video games' production being made by Indie video game studios.
Mascot Slasher can appear in three meanings:
The first meaning is a Mascot Horror story that utilized Slasher elements (both its tropes and thematic), while retain the mother genre's identity.
The second meaning is a original Slasher story, where our Slasher villain(s) happens to be a entertainment (or childhood) mascot or group of entertainment mascots. This meaning is more straight of blending these two horror subgenres.
The third and final meaning is pre-established Slasher story, where if a Slasher franchise is too popular/successful and got more installments that no longer resembled to its original identity by its distributor. Instead, using of what is now Mascot Horror. Such as its tropes, aesthetics, marketing, mascot-level of comedy, and even sometimes the motif.
Smith: Oh, no. Another Mascot Slasher film that turn our childhood characters like Mickey Mouse into slasher villains.
A group of men tie a woman to the bed and all Jack off into a pillow case put it on the woman's head and leaves the room
I came home from work and found my wife in the middle of the Minnesota mascot
a phrase that someone said by mistake. they intended to say 'creepy flower mascots' after looking at a picture at a worksheet with a picture of some flower mascots but instead said 'creepy flower mascots'.
(the mascots are not real. it is just a context for answering questions)
teacher: so the children can take pictures with these mascots.
random student: they look creepy
teacher: crispy flower mascots. wai-