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It started out being called "Pillford" and now it's the Oxycotin capitial of the world!! It used to be a small seashore community and now it's a drug infested cess pool. The cops here are assholes also, man they love there tazers. And while we are being honest it turned into Babymommaville, you're not a cool teenager if you don't have a fatherless child. Don't get me wrong there are some nice places but those probably get robbed on a daily bascis by their drug addict children. This whole town needs to be on the A&E show Intervention.
Hey man meet me at the beach with two 80's and some blue berries, I'll bring the pot and pill crusher. Milford,Ct got to love it!!
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A town not too far from Farfield County. One place that you can find a farm every 20 acres of land. Most people live here because they lived in Farfield County and it just got too damn expensive.
I was in New Milford the other day. On my way home, I almost hit a cow.
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A town in Northern New Jersey. It's basically in the middle of no where. Trees surround it, and bears infest thoes trees. The High School is filled with druggies and drunks. Most people who live here want to leave ASAP. Trust me, don't move here. The taxes are high, and you get nothing.
There are many lakes that crackies vandalise and ruin. again, don't move here.
Girl 1: Hey, I'm moving to West Milford.
Girl 2: Really? That crack addict of a town?
Gril 1: Yeah. All my cousins live there.
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A.K.A. Milftown, Mtown, Milf, M-Ford, CT Post (because of the huge mall), CT car dealership city, CT shopping center, is a city in New Haven County, Connecticut right between Bridgeport and New Haven but, it's tad bit closer to Bridgeport than New Haven. It is a shoreline city, known for it's beaches, the biggest truck stop in the state (Secondi Brothers Truck Stop), little industrial area by the truck stop, White Trash, and big drug usage because of the teens and truckers, also prostitution. But currently Milford is changing and the poor people have and are moving out, I know Milford got rid of some of their trailer parks and is building up more luxury houses and stores. But these homes are still cheaper than those neighboring Fairfield County. Milford has one of the best malls in CT. The Westfield Connecticut Post Mall just finished with renovations and is bigger and has more stores than before, and there is a movie theater in the mall too. It's just the where people go to shop in Southern New Haven and Eastern Fairfield Counties it is very busy on weekends.
Drive along US Route 1 in Milford, CT there is nothing but, car dealerships, stores and restaurants for 6 miles, Milford pretty much has all of the major car brands plus independently owned used car dealerships.
Also has 95, MTA Metro-North train stop, Milford Parkway which is 2.5 to 3 miles long which connects 95 to the Wilbur cross parkway better know as the Merritt Parkway or the Merritt
E.g.,
Robert: I'm bored...lets go to Milford/Orange!
Shawn: Alright yea we'll drive all 10 miles on RT 1 up from Stratford line to West Haven line and back
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Milford New Jersey may be a tiny little town, but let me tell you, it is definately one of the best places to live ever! =
Small towns are absolutely amazing, specifically, Milford NJ!
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Bunch of teenagers who think they're hard because they bought drugs off Dodgy Dan but we all know it was just stinging nettles laced with weed killer. Also the school is fucked due to a change in management. Friday nights are the only time of the week when external observers can judge the town as objectively normal
Milford Haven is completely normal- Crack Head Craig on a Friday night
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Home of many snowboard punks. Used to be a quiet seashore town until wierd bald-headed middle aged men started moving in. Home of Subway sandwich shop. The people there are kind of wierd, they call the subways, grinders.
90% of the Gross domestic spending in milford is in their strip clubs or the "boutique" located off of exit 40.
Milford, CT is where someone who can't afford to live in affluent towns such as Norwalk or Stamford lives
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