Milk

This means “mother I’d like to kiss.”
This version of milk is similar to MILF, meaning “mother I’d like to fuck” however in this case it’s for people who are sex repulsed, asexual, or just have a mother who they don’t quite want to fuck, just kiss on the lips.

“Linda Monroe is SUCH a milk!”
“Don’t you mean milf?”
“Nah bro, sex is gross!”

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Milk

To describe someone that acts like a baby (the drinker of milk) e.g Someone that cannot withstand banter or other teasing.

Person 1: "You're gay."
Person 2: Not needed, why are you being like this *boohoo*
Person 1: What a milk!

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Milk

Water, but different

Person 1: what's that in your fridge?
Person 2: that's water, but different.
Person 1: oh Milk.

Milk

huh, its taking dad along time to get the milk. i hope hes ok

My dad went to go get some milk, its been 19 years. i miss him

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Milk

A white liquid drink that you're dad still hasn't came home with.

My dad's at the store getting milk. He'll be back by 2060.

Milk

The reason your childhood was bad

my dad left for milk

Milk

A thing that makes fathers get kidnapped by aliens and when the dad comes back he gets milk again and then he is stuck in a endless loop

Dad: "I will get milk for my family."

Alien: not on my watch