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A Black Gentleman who is as great a Genius as Mozart.
Cee-Lo Green - Cee-Lo Green is the Nigga Mozart.
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When an artist sticks to the constraints set forth by the listeners wants. This goes back to Mozart who wrote music typical of the rules of the era, but didn't push the boundaries of music.
Hey dude, have you heard half the bands out there these days? They all totally have Mozart Syndrome. . .
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The sexual act of inserting musical instruments into a sexual partner, usually the subjects anus. Named after the composer and sexual fiend Mozart.
I was banging this guitar playing chick, she let me Dirty Mozart her guitar.
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Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was one of the worlds greatest composers of music during the 1,700's. His hobbies included making birdhouses, playing piano while exposing his anus, and making fart noises.
Many people considered him to be "childish" because of his making of fart noises and showing of his anus during concerts but this was just another way of him expressing himself.
Elderly Black Man: "FUCK MAN!!! Did that kid just pull off a Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart?"
Daniel Boone: "What a badass son-of-a-bitch"
Elderly Black Man: "He's even making the farting noises!"
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The only composers people know nowadays.
1: I like classical music. Know any composers?
2: Yeah, Mozart, Beethoven, and Bach.
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A Donkey Punch followed by a double ear slap, leaving the victim temporarily deaf
Last night, I gave Maria a Mozart in D Major while yelling 'Get Some!' I think that might have been my best symphony to date.
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This is actually a word that sounds like a phrase, there's a very subtle difference. The meaning of which is to describe something that has an inferior quality about it. It is essentially a derogatory phrase (..err I mean word)
"Do you like my new shirt?" "... Mate, That's-not-even-close-to-Mozart"
"I reckon this cake I made is delicious" "What are you on about? That's-not-even-close-to-Mozart"
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