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A large, hard turd consisting of mostly undigested peanuts.
My balloon knot is aboslutley destroyed from the chocolate payday I just shite.
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A partner who only wants you around on payday.
Person1: What are you doing tonight?
Person2: Well, it's the 15th, so I'll be hanging out with my payday bae.
A sequel to 2013's PAYDAY 2 that will be coming in 2023. All that we know about it is its logo and that Dallas, (presumably) Chains, (presumably) Hoxton, and (presumably) Houston will be returning
Person 1: "Dude, payday 3 was just announced"
Person 2: "That's cool and all, but we don't know that much about, so don't get your hopes up"
Person 1: "It'll be on Unreal engine 4 this time"
Person 2: "OH THANK GOD"
When a person collects cash from his dryer immediately after doing laundry. This term has a different connotation from laundry lottery based on the reliability and frequency of the phenomenon. Laundry paydays are what people who never clean out their pockets get, every week, just like a paycheck. Like a laundry lottery, this produces momentary happiness until the person realizes that they had the money all along.
I can't go drink tonight, but tomorrow is laundry payday, so hit me up then.
A Payday Fighter, also known simply as an "Opponent"; is a fighter that will take any fight and doesn't care whether He/She wins or loses. Often times used to add wins to a marque fighter's record. These types of fighters can be spotted by their records, which often times have a low Win-to-Lose ratio. Example; 5 wins, 20 loses.
I heard So-And-So has a record of 55-0-40. Yeah but most of those fights are against Payday fighters, so they don't count.
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One who lives large on payday, to Baronesque proportions. A Payday Baron by the nature of the title alone, does not exist on any other day than payday.
Jeremy: Hey Rory, lets go out to the Bank tonight
Rory: I can't, I've got no cash
Jeremy: But you were paid on friday and it's only sunday?
Rory: Yeh I know, but I was a Payday Baron and now I got nothin
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The Payday Diznip is the art of quitting your job on payday. A true payday diznipper will not show up the actual day that they were to get paid.
Mo Mo did the payday diznip today. She said she just needed to get her kids a new pair of Jordans, so she needed that paper. If she would have diznipped before payday, Mo Mo wouldn't have had the paper to pay for 6 pairs of Jordans
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