pick

To buy weed.

Which dealer do you think i should pick off of?

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Pick

The fucking coolest kid ever. Will fuck anything that moves. Great at hockey, among other things.

Pickard, Ja-pick, pick

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Pick a struggle

Decide what challenge you want to focus your efforts and energies on.
Zero in on one difficulty and abandon all others.

You cant be broke and ugly my friend. Pick a struggle.

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Easy Pickings

Someone that is really easy to mess with because you know they won’t do anything to defend themselves.

Guy 1: Watch it tough guy.

Guy 2: Sorry man, didn’t see you.

Guy 1: Better look next time pipsqueak, you’re easy pickings.

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slim pickings

few choices, in general. Possibly, no choices at all (understatement). Pickings = the things you have available to pick. Slim = thin, few, small. Also slim pickens, slim pickings.

I've been looking for a job for months! Since the layoffs, it's been pretty slim pickings.

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Pedestrian Pick

The act of getting a jump on a long line of traffic in a parking lot because some reckless pedestrian has decided to walk out in front of a car. Most beneficial when needing a left turn.

Driver: "Whoa! That fat lady almost got clipped by that Pinto."

Passenger: "Yeah, but that tub-of-lard cut off those other ten cars. Left turn please."

Driver: "Saved by the Pedestrian Pick!"

rice picking

The act of going out in search of Asian woman to take home.

Let's go rice picking tonight, I know a place with a lot of fine ass Asian women.

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