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The blocker that your mom installs that doesn't allow you to look at "dirty" sites such as MySpace because it includes chatting, hate speak, and it's allowed for all people over 14.
I tried looking at porn and holy shit, all I see is a dog with a cop badge on him telling you it's blocked. Fuck you, K9 Protection.
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When one is on their way to excrete the devil from their bowels, you place a thin sheet of toilet paper on the surface of the water in the toilet bowl giving you backsplash protection
"I just dropped the motherlode in that toilet."
"I bet your ass got drowned in backsplash."
"Nah i used backsplash protection."
When more than one condom is used at a time. For example, using an entire box of condoms will make your dick look like a cocoon.
Girl: I won't have sex with you unless you wear two condoms.
Guy: Sure thing, I have advanced protection.
When you coat your laptop in your own shit to deter people from using it.
Tony's laptop had strong assword protection - he had smudged the mouse with a thick, plentiful wad of bowel butter so Jennifer couldnt access photos of him pounding her Mum's anus while she slept.
n. When there is a green arrow at a traffic light permitting one to safely turn left (across traffic) while oncoming traffic must stop.
"We should take Diversey because there is a protected left onto Ashland."
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A person who never wipes their ass so they dont get raped in jail.
Man i didnt wanna rape jon because he had poop protection so i raped bill instead cause he didnt.
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A Veteran who has once served in the armed forces of this great country . The United States of America. Defends the people (civilians) if the gov't, decided to ever over through the American Citizens who I myself have raised my right hand and served. If that's not love, idk what is. In the army, there was no black,white and purple. There was only Green.HOOAH!!!!! Roger That.Out
Protected Veteran..
Real Recognize Real