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Those hot little dimples that girls with nice bodies have above their asses. So named because of their use when giving it to a girl from behind.
"God damn, look at the thumb rests on that one. I can only imagine what doggystyle sex would be like with her."
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A phrase that is utilized to express positiveness, a guarantee, or just general "knowing" of a person, subject, or event.
Jake: "Was the party at TJ's really as cool as everyone said it was?"
Dre: "Hell yeah man. Everyone was having a good time."
Jake: "Man, for real? And I missed it?!"
Dre: "Rest Assured Jake. You missed more than you'll ever know..."
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It's where you acquire a net, strip naked, roll in dirt, then lay in said net sexually.
Have you guys heard of that trend net resting? All of the cool kids do it!
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Rest in piss means you’re happy when someone dies, meaning they should rest in piss rather than in peace.
Dude the queen died !
Ha ! Rest in piss bozo
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The delicate skin located between the vagina and the anus, sometimes used by men (and some women), as a breather during prolong and intensive beaver eating session. It's vital to add that the majority of women would prefer a post-shaved chin. Some women can tolerate a beard stating that it excites the surface nerves, and can cause moderate orgasmic quakes.
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: There have been numerous complaints that a 2 to 3 day growth of stubble can have the same effect as 100 grain sandpaper on this delicate area.
Herbie was new to this, but he was getting the hang of it. Now, 25 minutes later, he sensed trouble when his lower lip and jaw started going numb. Plus his lungs were crying for fresh air. "Dammit!", he thought. He unknowingly dragged his stubbled-chin roughly onto Sally's chin rest, removing a couple of layers of skin in the process and mumbled weakly, "Time-out."
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Following a big working week, Sunday must be the day of rest. I don't care who's birthday it is, or where you are going for a casual drink, I am not getting off the couch. I have bloody work tomorrow after all!
Jmac! Ryan! I don't bloody care where you are going for a drink, it's the bloody day of rest and I am eating Nandos and watching Most Haunted all day.
everyone knows what happened next.
Bob dumped Gina in the bar that night, and the rest is history.
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