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a phrase referring to the lasagna-like folds of a vagina, in particular the labia
Dude, I saw Daniel's girlfriend's lasagna ribbon last night! That shit was like Stouffer's!
When her taint is extra meaty and has has multiple fat rolls.
She bent over for me and whoa!!!! Pork ribbons.
She likes me to smack her pork ribbons.
As if her beef curtains weren’t not enough, her pork ribbons added to the fun.
The art or practice to take a spool of ribbon and put it inside a women's vaginal area, and slowly unravel it with your mouth.
Ellie was quite horny while dan was ribbon cunting her.
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When a guy fucks your ass and as he pulls out, the suction from the removal pulls the ejaculate out and because it's coming from the ass, it looks like caramel coloured ribbon coming out.
You should have seen the Caramel Ribbon come out of her ass when I pulled out. It went all over the floor.
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When a male wiggles his penis while ejaculating so rather than coming out in a straight line, the semen is expelled in a squiggly fashion. Commonly used when cumming onto a girl's face to sneak it into her hair or eyes.
She kept telling me to cum on her so I gave her the ribbon dancer.
I was quite proud when I went from a houdini into ribbon dancer into a sad clown into a mushroom stamp.
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The marks, scars and cuts left from cuttings one wrist.
Referenced in the Fall Out Boy song Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued.
"The ribbon on my wrist says 'do not open before Christmas.'"
"Yeah I think the rumors are true she has a few wrist ribbons."
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