mix between crotch and scrotem-
A dirty person who doesnt shower have alot of dandruff and it just a bit of wasteman
If someone does something which you find disgusting they are a bit of a scrotch
or
The general scratching of the crotch area
"Urghhh you dirty little scrotch"
"You little scrotchbag"
"Go shuvvv scrotch up ur scrotch hole u dirty scrotch"
"I need to have a quick scrotch"
"Stop scrotching you dirty scrotch"
when you spill your scotch on your lap and freeze your rocks
excited jumping up to greet someone and forgetting that you had a drink between your legs
the person you greet exclaims ' damn, looks like you got total scrotch on the rocks, comrade!' (and of course your comrade and half the club laugh hysterically while your rocks recede painfully up into your chest)
Like omg I totally have scrotch rotch after eating all that tuna salad and having unprotected sex with that guy!
(Verb) To scratch one’s crotch area, generally in public.
“Kevin - stop scrotching yourself in front of me”
“Dean - you’ve got excessive scrotch-burn, I’ll need to refer you to a specialist”