scrotch

scratching one's crotch

Alan enjoys having a good scrotch while watching TV

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scrotch

to scratch your crotch when it is dry, itchy, or chafing occurs.

guy 1: dude my crotch its itchy
guy 2: dude scrotch it

guy 1: scrotching feels sooo good when my balls are dry

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scrotch

To scratch one's Crotch

Dude, you seem to be scrotching a lot, have you got crabs?

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scrotch

The act of mightily punching a man's balls after he has said something you (a) don't agree with or (b) find offensive. Generally it is done with a fist, but numerous other things are acceptable (i.e. foot, knee, snowball, etc.) Generally only done to people you have known for a reasonable length of time.

Logan: Sara would totally hit that!
Sara: Would not! That brings your total up to 18.
Alex: What total?
Sara: Well, I've only known him for a month or two, so I can't scrotch him yet. But when I know him well enough, he's getting it.
Alex: That's what she said.
(A scrotch ensued shortly after this.)

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scrotch

When you have an itchy crotch and you need to scratch it - you can scratch your crotch. Alternativlely you can have a good 'SCROTCH'

I need a good scrotch

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scrotch

One who scratches their crotch, often in public.

"Shut the fuck up, Scrotch!"

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scrotch

A girl who sleeps around. And therefore has a skanky crotch. skanky+crotch=scrotch.

"See that "scrotch" over there? She's a dirty whore!"

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