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Named after the talented, homosexual actor, Ryan Seacrest, the Seacrest Special involves one partner taking a toothbrush, covering it in toothpaste, and then brushing around the other partner's anus (ie, asshole). The intended goal is to remove any excess buildup around the anus, while providing rimmers with a healthy alternative to eating an unclean ass. Ryan Seacrest, president of the North American Sit On My Face club, wholeheartedly approves of this position, and encourages people to use Crest, preferrably peppermint for that extra special tingle.
I'm Ryan Seacrest and I approve of this message: With Crest's new multi-tarter bleaching toothpaste, the Seacrest Special has never been better!
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That crazy dressed host of American Idol. The reality show that really started it all.
Ryan Seacrest was caught eatin' out Fantasia Barrino "during the break" because Fantasia really needed some votes to help her win.
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Host of television show American Idol, Morning radio host of LA's top 40 radio station. Very funny when you get to hear him actually talk on the radio. No, he's not gay, bi, meterosexual, or anything but straight. Just cute:)
I love listening to Ryan Seacrest on the radio! He makes me laugh!
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Commonly utilized as an expression denoting moderate excitement, amusement, and/or mild indifference when cussy words are simply unacceptable, i.e. You're in a church/at a daycare/in a Carl's Junior drive-thru ordering a Hot Carl. When Holy AIDS has too much zazz and personality, and when Holy Shit just isn't feasible or polite, unzip your grab bag of phrases and reach for the stars. And, banality.
#1: "Did you see last night's episode of____? Holy Ryan Seacrest! It was so flamboyantly average, I could actually feel myself dying a little bit inside with every passing minute that I continued watching. Naturally, I recorded it so I could review it and subsequently spark uninspired discussions on my Facebook page, both for, and against, topics of my choosing surrounding said show."
#2: "I ordered a Big Mac and found myself having to take a--Holy Ryan Seacrest, did you just see that mime across the street get beat up by those ventriloquists?"
#3: "I just flew here from Cleveland and Holy Ryan Seacrest are my arms tired."
#4: "Your command of the English language has been classified as mildly-illiterate at best and you can barely secure the velcro on your dress shoes, yet you were voted in as Leader of the Free World for eight years? Holy Ryan Seacrest- I didn't think you had it in you, Georgie. Kudos."
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A well loved man getting away with mistakes
Can Tom Brokaw pull a Seacrest, and shrug off me too