Random
Source Code
Random
A word used by people of questionable intellect to appear smart. As one of the larger of the commonly used English words, weighing in at a whopping four syllables, "situation" is a favorite go-to word for minorities during job interviews. Often pronounced sitch-ee-ation in this regard.
Employer: Tell me what you think you can offer this company?
Black lady: Well, I think this is a good situation for my current...uh...situation. I was in a similar situation, you know, in my previous employment ...situation...oh kaaaay?
9👍 17👎
When someone is acting in an overtly intoxicated or ludicrous manner, they are a situation.
Did you see Vikki at the bar last night? She was a total situation!
28👍 324👎
An overly exuberant verbal ejaculation used when a pulchritudinous beauty unexpectedly presents herself wearing clothing that simultaneously reveals and conceals exactly what she is workin with.
This is seldom perceived as a complement by the woman; yet, it is an absolutely true representation of how she makes a thirsty man feel.
You just have to embrace the cultural paradox here.
Daaaaaaaaaaaayuuuuummmmm!!!! She is 100% natural woman; not a bit of plastic! She’s a situation!!!!!
144👍 8👎
an on going situation — a masterful piece of urban understatement. To say that you have “an ongoing situation” is saying that the shit has hit the fan and there is neither an end to the shit in sight; nor, any sign of the fan failing to rotate.
The health department has to close the rid shack down until further notice. The vermin problem had become an on going situation.
144👍 8👎
MA BALLLSSS
Schlatt: "You ever heard of the ma situation?"
Ludwig: "The Ma?"
Schlatt: "Ma balls!"
61👍 3👎
Simsing the situation is a mechanism for change whether positive or negative it is up to the lord, but simsing the situation guarantees that the female or male will reveal their true intentions with you.
Mate, I think it’s time you Sims the situation
You might as well just Sims the situation to figure out if she feels you
1) unique/rare situation
2) appropriate/favorable situation
Am I actually a golden situation where I'm all alone with a girl?