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A sexual position; a variation of the " Geneseo Farm Plow". Since snow covers the ground October to May, the Geneseo Snow Plow has become a commonly practiced position. It involves wrapping the woman's legs around man's waist , placing a metal knight's helmet on the woman's head, then burring it into deep snow and "plowing" around while having sex. Sometimes the woman is run into objects such as mail boxes, cars and street signs.
Farmer: "Whelp, it's gettin' cold 'round here, guess it's all Geneseo Snow Plows for the next 8 months."
Farmer's Wife: " I'll get the helmet"
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When a man ejaculates into a woman's ass hole and proceeds to fuck her girlfriend doggy style while plowing her face into the semen on her girlfriends ass
There is a storm in the forecast so I am going to call Mary and Kate and start the Pennsylvania Snow Plow
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While fucking a woman from behind on the floor, you grab her arms out from under her so her face lands on the floor and you give your final thrust and force her face across the floor into the wall.
Q: How did you put a hole in the wall all the way down there?
A: Russian snow plow
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The asshole who sits around the corner and waits until you completely clear your driveway and then fills it in with the blade of his plow.
These people don't sleep at night...and they likely play with dolls as a hobby...they don't call em flakes for nothing!
No example necessary - if you live in a climate where there is snow then you KNOW the Snow Plow Driver is EVIL
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A "drink" given to unsuspecting girl. Made as follows:
1. Cum into a large shot glass (works best with multiple loads), let chill.
2. Mix with equal parts vodka and stir ‘till foamy.
3. Give to some dumb bitch and laugh your ass off when she downs it.
If the bitch is really dumb, just mix cum and cold water. Great way to get mild revenge on your stupid ho girlfriend if she won’t swallow!
(If made with vodka and orange juice, drink is known as the Siberian Sunrise).
YOU: hey girlie, want to try a Siberian Snow Plow?
DUMB BITCH: Sure! (gulp). Wow, that was the shit!
YOU:A ha ha ha ha ha
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While having sex doggy style, grab the female's arms and ram her head into the wall.
I had to patch the wall after giving my girl the denver snow plow.
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1. The act of consuming cocaine that has been placed on/in a female's vagina. To make it a true SPIB, the female must hail from Alaska and/or the act must occur while in the state of Alaska.
2. Taking a snow plowing vehicle into the bush, AKA the Alaskan Wilderness.
1. "Me and Johnny met Sarah last night and went for a travel in the Bush. Johnny thought it be a grand idea to go ahead and go SNOW PLOWING IN THE BUSH."
2. "I took my Ford up north, put on my plow, and went SNOW PLOWING IN THE BUSH."
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