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The act of fusing a 69 sex position with the well-known blumpkin foreplay. In which, two people give each other oral sex, and both parties are defecating simultaneously.
"Drew Brees took Oprah out to dinner, then for dessert gave her the Somali Cuisine!"
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Fobs that abuse power on a daily basis
this /somali mod keeps abusing perms
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You wake your girl in the middle of the night and say, "did you hear something?" You then finger her in her butt to startle her and get her to jump up and then try to give her a facial jazz shot. And once you succeed, you throw her off the bed.
Man, I gave her a Somali Pirate when she least expected it last night. Bam ! ! She didn't know what hit her.
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When someone does a big smelly jobby in their pants.
Man needs a jobby outside, no toilet paper, "somali birth is happening".
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It's a disgusting Drink, created when you go to pour juice into your rum but don't look and grab the milk instead, makes a brown curdled mixture. Best enjoyed never.
"Ew i just accidentally made a white somali"
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The diet of the average college student, which usually consist of rations or whatever an individual can scrounge up. This typically causes the student to lose copious amounts of weight and border on starvation.
"Damn this shit in smith looks disgusting"-White Guy #1
"Shit nigga, thats that Somali Diet"-Black Guy #1
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When a stripper/prostitute tries to do a somersault and tries to take your good eye out.
Person 1: Dude the other night at the bachelor party Sparky almost got his eye taken out by a Somali Roll.
Person 2: Which one? I hope it wasn't the right that's the normal one
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