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The act, while showering with your significant other, of laying an overwhelming fart and quickly exiting the shower; leaving your significant other trapped with the terrifying stink.
My wife wouldn't have sex with me in the shower, so I laid a Mississippi Steamboat on her to teach her a lesson.
She wasn't giving it up, so I dropped the old Mississippi Steamboat.
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That girl hadn't bathed in days, you'd think she had a tuna steamboat in her pants
Steamboat springs is a small ski town located in routt county in north western colorado....approximatly 3 hours from denver. it is home to steamboat ski resort. the ski resort doesn't have the best terrain in the rockies but it is known for champaign powder. they get the best snow in the american rocky mountains. home of the tap house and 25cent wings on thursday nights. quite possibly the single best place on earth.
Steamboat Springs is the best ski town in north america.
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When you are doing a girl doggy style with a cheese wheel between her knees like a steamboat. Then you pour tobassco sauce in a live gator's eyes and mouth so that its pissed off and chasing you around, all the while you are force feeding the girl oysters, wearing Mardi Gras beads and the cheese wheel is moving like the wheel of a river boat.
Oh man, I was so wasted last night that I ran a Louisiana Steamboat on this girl.
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A specific sexual act where the man has rough anal sex with either another male or a female, and right as he is about to ejaculate, he pulls his penis out of the anal cavity and allows himself to cum on the outside of his partner's butt hole. He then places his face right in front of the butt hole and his partner farts- causing an explosion of semen in the man's face. The man then has the decision to either injest his own cum or clean it off.
Shawn was having butt sex with M. Shadows but M. Shadows did not want Shawn to ejaculate within his small intestine so M. Shadows proposed that they engage in performing the european steamboat. After a quick explanation, Shawn was incredibly excited to perform this act.
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A drink that is the same as a White Russian except the cream or milk is substituted with Coors Light, or if you are a badass, Coors Original-The Banquet.
Want to try my Soviet Steamboat?
A sexual act where the girl lies down on her back with her top off and the guy stands over her, finishing on her chest. He then turns around and squats down, dropping his balls on to her chest as he rubs them in his own ejaculate towards her stomach, leaving a trail of semen similar to the wake of a steamboat. As he finishes rubbing his balls over her stomach, he pumps his fists and yells "woo wooooo!!"
Guy standing with his friends
*phone rings*
guy *answers phone* "hello"
girl "woo woooo!"
guy *hangs up* i gotta go give this bitch a cleveland steamboat, i'll catch you guys on the flip side
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