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Official drink of Bermuda - Gosling Dark Rum and Ginger Beer - Fuks you up
Being face down in the sand, Paig-o and Bermuda sailing off into the sunset, 5 strong ones and you're shiiiiiiiifaced, fall on your spokes and brake your bike, invoking misconduct
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A cocktail made with Jack Daniel's whiskey, coffee liquor (e.g. Kahlúa or Tía María), cream or milk, served with ice in an Old Fashioned glass. It is similar to a White Russian, with Jack Daniel's whiskey instead of vodka.
I really like White Russians, but I prefer a Stormy Daniels.
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When a younger man and a older man are ass to ass, both bend over and touch turds.
Hey those two homeless guys in the park did a Stormy Scott.
A Stormy describes a person, usually a female who claims that they were raped by someone in the past and are seeking monetary reparations many years after the fact. Typically limited to high profile individuals such as the President of the United States
Be careful with her, you're the CEO of this company and she could pull a Stormy on you if you don't give her a raise.
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Any given Sunday when something salacious is bound to be revealed.
Tonight on 60 Minutes I’m expecting a stormy Sunday episode.
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n.: When you pay off the adult film star you had an ongoing affair with but the media finds out anyway.
The morbidly obese guy in the White House just got a Stormy Daniels.
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The name commonly given to Major League Pitcher David Weathers, when ever he comes in, so does the storms. The teams he has pitched for bring him in to try to get outs, but he gives up runs and hits and homers. It doesnt matter how much the team is up he will let it rain homers, casue he is horrible and should just retire.
" Stormy Weathers is now pitching for the Cincinnati Reds."
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