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Performing cunnilingus on your special lady friend whilst on the beach.
Being that it was Allison's birthday, Jeff took her to the beach and treated her to a lovely surf n turf. She was delighted!
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when you move your bowels and half is terra firma while the other half is wet and wild
i just took a nasty surf n turf in your grandma's bathroom.
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When a girl has her vagina and anus licked at the same time by two different individuals. This act is a prerequisite to the Eiffel Tower.
Although the word 'buffet' is used, this act is most often an appetizer to the more enjoyable Eiffel Tower. Although which act is more enjoyable is debatable.
Scott and Ben enjoyed an all you can eat Surf N' Turf Buffet with the drunk girl from the bar. Scott called dibs on her ass.
After the Surf N' Turf Buffet was over, we constructed an epic Eiffel Tower
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when you and a friend run a train on a chick and you grab a bottle of tartar sauce fill her mouth and vagina and them slap her in the face whole yelling out "arggg" like a pirate
Bro this chick let us run a surf and turf circle jerk i was dead lol
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Filling your foreskin with caviar before a blowjob, for those with "expensive taste"
"Give him a good surf n turf blowjob for your next anniversary! "
Yo ya wanna eat? Yeah but I'm poor. It's ok we can have CROYDON SURF N TURF
The sexual act where upon a man craps all over a woman's tits and then proceeds to empty out his bladder all over the mess he just created.
Claire asked for the Philadelphia Surf n Turf by name last night! I think this one's a keeper!
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