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to be able to do what most can’t, to be the best or most successful at something
She’s the greatest singer, rapper, dancer and performer of this generation. She can tie a cherry.
To intentionally fog-up someone's glasses so you can take advantage of them
I've been going out with Zelda for 3 months and she always gets timid when she notices my boner. Next time I go out with her I'm gonna fog-tie her for sure!
Luther took forever to make the first move, so I fog-tied him.
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the process of using colored dyes to make a white shirt funky fresh.
"yooo you look goooooddd in that tie dye mann..right on!!"
peace&lovee mannn!
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When a man wraps another man’s ballsack around his penis and proceeds to thrust into the ballsack until he ejaculates.
To an objective observer the two men’s penises hanging side-by-side with the ballsack in the middle resemble the classic Western necktie.
Dude 1, “Hey, what are you doing with my ballsack?”
Dude 2, “Wrapping it around my penis, after which I will proceed to thrust into it until I ejaculate.”
Objective observer, “Oh, a bolo tie. Classy.”
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A principally red or blue tie with conservative patterning tied in a double windsor. The most common pattern is a simple stripe but anything conservative works. The style is easier to recognize than to describe. Often accompanied by an overly aggressive handshake, gaudy rolex, and ample cologne.
"Did you see the State of the Union address last night?"
"Yeah I heard Iran surrendered to Bush's power tie."
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Tie on a jag is a phrase originated in Northeast Pennsylvania. It refers to getting fucked up on either beer or weed or both. Instead of saying hey wanna get fucked up to night you would say let's tie on a jag.
Joe: hey Jake want to go tie on a jag tonight?
To have a necktie, usually worn by a co-worker, draped over another's face in a humiliating fashion.
I heard the boss tie-bagged Gertrude.
Yea... first day on the job... she never saw it coming (shakes head sadly).