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Easily understandable; not in complicated technical jargon.
Javier: "What'd you do last night, dude? I didn't see you at Jose's big party. There were mad smokin' chicks there man."
Pedro: "Well, my amicable acquaintance, I engaged in an act of copulation with your maternal entity in which I inserted my genitalia into her rectal cavity. The aforementioned encounter was extremely pleasurable to both parties involved."
Javier: "What?"
Pedro: "In layman's terms, 'Dude,I banged your mom indabutt, and it was reeeeeal gooooood.'"
Javier: "WHAT THE FUCK? You're dead, essay!"
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Terms of Service are rules that you must oblidge to in order to enter/ use something, like a service. Little do they (the creators) know, nobody actually reads the Terms of Service, we just scroll down to the bottom and click the ‘I agree to the Terms of Service’ box
Guy 1: Yo, did you read the Terms of Service
Guy 2: Umm... No?
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ... Yeah, me neither
When you are confident enough in a friendship to fart in front of the other person without embarrassment from either party
Arran and I go way back. We're on farting terms.
(1) A word or phrase used to address and/or describe a person or animal for which the speaker feels love or affection. A pet name. Often annoying to every one else except the speaker and the person/animal being referred to.
Don't hate, it's our term of endearment.
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When you're in a relationship and you and your partner has not really agreed on something in specific. Or holding anger in towards one another and have no way to express it other than silence. Also known as the silent treatment.
"Have you guys talked today?"
"No. We are on bad terms."
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used to describe the amount of time a politician was banging his mistress,
alternatively a literal use
how long were you having sex
we were going at it all night, it was a long term in orifice, i even stood for re-erection!
A 60000-word document that says that you can't post 13+ content.
Most people won't trust a seedy classmate, but everyone agrees to the terms and conditions.
☑️ I agree to the Terms and Conditions!