Tent Tethering

The act of taking your love interest into the woods and tethering yourself to them in a tent. Things may happen. They may not. But the point is is that you’re tethered. That’s all that matters.

"I plan on tent tethering my lady friend tonight. Wish me luck!"

Turd Tethered

When your brown snake is halfway out your back door, and the phone rings in the other room.

I would have answered the phone a minute ago, but I was turd tethered.

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Tether the blimp

When a dirty, overweight, sex starved woman hovers around you so much it leaves you with no other option than to fuck her brains out.

Dude, ‘Bama was all over Turtle at the party so he had to tether the blimp.

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Addiction-Tethering

Tethering a good habit to a bad addiction, so you aren't a COMPLETE pile of garbage.

"I habit-tethered getting an espresso with going to the gym."
"You're a nerd. You should call it addiction-tethering"
"Shut up. OK, you're right it should be addiction-tethering. I need an espresso."

tether nuts

Anatomical slang for a set of testicles that are both low-hanging and pendulous, thus resembling the form and motion of a playground tether ball. Can also be used as an informal title for any male with such testicles.

(As anatomical slang): "A hottie said I had tether nuts, which was pretty cool, but then she went Solange and started trying to hit them like a tether ball!"

(As an informal title): "Yo Tether Nuts, would you kindly get some longer shorts? Your crown jewels are on display, if you know what I mean."

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Tether ball

A tether ball is what you call a girl who keeps coming back after you fuck her.

Bob: who do you keep texting?

Cody: ugh. that girl trina. Every time i hit her she keeps coming back to me

Bob: she's such a tether ball

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Tether ball

The act of finding an old man whose nut sack hangs very low and giving him a large amount of Viagra in order to make his penis erect. Once erect, slap his nut sack and see how many times his nut sack will wrap around his own penis. Whoever gets the most wrap arounds wins.

Hey do you wanna play Tether ball after school?
Yeah sure!!! But whose grandpa will we use?

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