phuket thailand

Phuket is the biggest island in Thailand, located in the Andaman Sea off southern Thailand.

guy1: whens the next flight to phuket thailand ?
guy2: i dont know but lets get on the earliest flight! i want some 5 dolla thai massage.
guy1: souki souki 5 dolla mmmm tasty

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Thailand Twitcher

While having sex, insert a dildo into your lady's vagina. Insert your penis, pushing the dildo inward causing involuntary muscle twitches and loss of limb control.

WARNING: Do not call doctor, in most countries this action is illegal and will contact the authorities.

I gave this chick a "Thailand Twitcher" last night and everything was going great...but then it backfired and now i cant stop sokdoksdk twitching!

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phuket thailand

"Phuket" kind of sounds like Fuck it, so saying Phuket Thailand is just a funny way of saying it.

Girl:"I'm pregnant and it's yours."
Guy: "Phuket Thailand, no way!"

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phuket thailand

Another dumbass pseudo-colloquialism invented by the whore who wrote Juno.

Oh my god! Nobody has ever in history said "phuket thailand" without getting punched in the twat!

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phuket thailand

a word used to express absolute astonishment!

(from JUNO)
Juno: I'm pregnant.
Leah: Oh my God! Phuket Thailand!

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phuket thailand

no it is none of these
phuket thailand is a island in thailand.

in juno she just read phuket thailand so said it

guy = where are we going?
girl = phuket thailand

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Thailand Human Centipede

It’s when some Italian dynamite chick eats mushrooms of your dick while you’re smoking a joint, while your best mate eats mushrooms out of her asscrack

“Maaaaan, i got so fucked up last night, I Thailand human centipeded this Italian chick and my best friend