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When your friend is a scum and won't drive you home after sneaking out.
Loud boy #1: Damn dude please drive me back I don't want to get grounded.
Stoned Kid #1: Dude whatever.
Loud boy #1: We just got ducked on by this shmuck.
Someone that is extremely sensitive, but also has many peaks of extreme ego. So you can't give a compliment, because it feeds to the person's ego too much, and you can't poke fun because he or she is too sensitive. There is no middle ground, therefore, all you can do is keep your mouth shut and watch them wobble from one side of their personality to the other and quack about bizarre things.
I tried to flirt with this guy, however, he transformed into a duck after I fed him a compliment and tried to poke fun with him.
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Noun - The end of a "blunt" which is marijuana rolled in a cigar. The paper version "joint" ends up as a "roach"
We shared that blunt with 20 people, and by the time it got to me; All I got was the duck.
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Most commonly auto corrected work for fucking
I had a great time ducking my friend last night.
duck
"Go duck yourself"
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The dick that you are currently fucking. Meant to dehumanize and strip away the face and personality attached to the genitals that are taking care of your sexual needs during a brief period between more serious love interests.
Raquel: “Oh my god, Paul, I’m so sorry. I think I accidentally invited my duck to your pool party.”
Paul: “What duck, Raquel? No pets allowed.”
Raquel: “No. I invited the dick that I’m fucking to your party. He’s my duck right now.”
Paul: “Oh. Well. No dicks either. My mom’s really strict.”
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The act of inserting one's entire fist into a ducks anus, and then inserting the other fist into another ducks anus to take flight.
Me and Cody went ducking the other day in Virginia, we flew all the way down to Missouri!
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