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The fat turtle of the Pokemon universe
Bob: Did you see his Blastoise?
Helen: Yeah it girthy
Blastoise is a big cat turtle pokémon with big guns on its back and it mega evolves and gets three more guns on its back and wrists. it is a water type and evolves from wartortle, which evolves from squirtle. blastoise is the best starter in my opinion
Blastoise, go!
When you are having sex with a female, and she is about to orgasm get a hose or two and squirt it into her vagina and ass and scream "Blastoise use hydrocannon!!"
I was gonna give that Bitch a Blastoise but she didn't want a hose in the bedroom
Well, It's when your cum overloads and makes triplets in a bitch.
I accidentally Blastoised in my new bitch!
The act of having wild vigorous sex while blasting sex music and timing your orgasm with the point the the music hits the highest note and screaming out the loudest moan that has ever been moaned.
“Ah ah ah ah ahhhhhhhh blastoise baby!!!!!!”
“Dude the couple upstairs were doing that blastoise thing again, it woke me up at 4 in the morning”
To forget proper etiquette when overcome with interest in or admiration for a new technology. Understood to be at best a faux pas, at worst a sin. Of Victorian origin.
To blastoise is to blaspheme, gentlemen, against good Mother Nature, and against your humanity.
The act of when you go under water and you fuck a minor and When you jizz you yell blastoise!
Girl:yes yes harder
Jizzes
Man:BLASTOISE!