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1. Bare minimum to be a car
2. Ultimate transportation for someone who has the $25 to buy one
What Happened to your passenger side mirror?
What do you mean? It didn't come with one!
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A forlorn person longing for Hoops stars that take their talents to South Beach
My friend Ashley got season tickets, but when Lebron James took his talents to South Beach, she was left with nothing to do but study for college, like a good Cavaliers Fan. The Prime example to stay in school.
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A car that saves you money when you buy it but will cost you lots in the long run. American car companies offer 0% financing, which is how they sell so many cars. Then they make the profit on the aftermarket parts to fix all those cars.
The Cavalier is known for its bad bearings, head gasket, brakes, paint, trim, doors hinges, radio, lower control arms, abs system, seatbelts and overall high maintenance.
Save now and pay later is the motto here, buy a Toyota or Honda next time.
Damn, looks like the other front wheel bearings needs to be replaced. *opens wallet*
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The weakest of the Sith Lords killed off even before George Lucas thought of him.
Anyone who dreams of being a Sith Lord, but is too lame to leave their mom's basement.
Wasn't it kind of lame how they killed off Boba Fett?
Not as lame as Darth Cavalier.
Oh, you got that right.
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Pure solid geezer that goes on bare quests in a person's (usually a peng tings) anal passage.
My grandad is a crazy anal cavalier
A tri-colored automobile, due to the wearing off of paint, that will progress through a series of equally painful "crap modes" throughout it's far too short life. In these modes, the car will be unable to accelerate, turn on, or perform other necessary tasks. However, despite the world of trouble and pain, the Cavalier instills a sense of fierce loyalty and pride.
(Person A): What is that awful clanking sound?
(Person B): Yeah, that's just B squared D trying to coast into a parking spot, since his car won't accelerate and cuts out everytime he slows below 20 miles per hour.
(Person A): Wow, why does he keep that piece of junk?
(Person B): Are you serious? Man, he has a fierce sense of loyalty toward that beast...until he sold it for $30 to a random guy...
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Easily the worst car in automobile history. Can be found being drivin by pedofile 20 year old men that wear backwards caps and wife beaters.
In attempts to making their car look japanese, these drivers will attach poorly installed underbody lights and unattractive altezza style taillights.
"That guy driving that Chevy Cavalier should sell his car, buy a gun with the money, and shoot himself."
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