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When a man tit-fucks a woman, normally at or above the age of 75, from behind by swinging her breasts over her shoulders on to her back.
You see that saggy old one at the bar? I'm about to give that bitch a continental soldier.
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Two eggs and a sausage in the mouth all at the same time.
I did not think she could have done it but some how she managed to give me the continental breakfast.
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Simply stated, "it's not cheating if one partner is on another continent". Thus, the vacationing partner and the one left on the home continent can both proceed with relationships as if single. However, all relationships formed in this time must be terminated upon both partners being on the same continent once again.
Important to note is that no relationship formed during the Continental Rule can supersede the meaningfulness of the original relationship. This means the Continental Rule is primarily for vacation hook-ups and avoiding lonely nights.
The Continental Rule can also be avoided if both partners expressly consent to such terms before being separated.
"I'm going away to France next summer, but I don't want to cheat on Jenny."
"Don't worry, the Continental Rule applies; nothing you do there is cheating."
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When people of an extremely large size get off their ass/couch and make it out of the house to adventure into the world.
Guy 1: Hey you see how fat that person is? Im suprised theyre not at home eating their face off.
Guy 2: Yeah im suprised too. We got a serious case of continental drift.
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A former airline based in Hoston, TX that got oofed by United Airlines in 2010.
I really miss Continental Airlines. It sucks, that it got bought out by United
A large orgy on a commercial airline, in which the females are lifted off the ground by two male partners and are penetrated in any orphals that are available.
Steaming- Continental
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When given as a Christmas present, roughly equal to two naked pictures of the recipient.
"Wow he gave me continental chocolates for Christmas, better send him some naked photos!"