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Music and songs which make far less sense unless they're listened to on a decent set of headphones. It also helps bigtime to be under the influence of basically ANY mind altering substance when listening to the song/s.
Yo, I listened to 'Zion Train' by Bob Marley last night on headphones, dude. I could hear every cymbal crash, cow bell, bass riff... It was off the wall. Bob was speaking to me, bro. I've listened to that song a million times, but after that smoking out and doing it headphone music style? I realize that Bob was a fucking prophet on Earth, man. Damn this is some good weed.
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When a girl puts her boobs all around your face so that you can't hear anything but the ocean.
Person 1: Dude, you wanna party?
Person 2: Whaaat?
P1: You wanna party?!
P2: WHAAAT?
P1: Dude, what's wrong with you?
P2: My girl put some flesh headphones on me. My ears are still recovering.
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1. Fart With Headphones On is esteemed YouTube vlogger Michelle Vargas' solo project.
2. The concept of farting with one's headphones on is to brush aside trivial stress that may arise from various activities, such as farting in public while wearing headphones.
Pastor Mike had a hearty breakfast and decided to listen to Relient K while cleaning up after Sunday's service. And old lady approached him from behind as he let a quite un-Christian fart rip. The old woman was shocked. Pastor Mike turned around and thought to himself, "That's the chance you take when you fart with headphones on."
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Album that is supposedly best listened to on headphones, as opposed to being played over loudspeakers.
'Our Endless Numbered Days' is a headphone album.
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When someone is wearing headphones and is completely unresponsive to the outside world. Headphone zombies often travel in packs, but rarely communicate or associate with one another. It is not yet determined whether they feed on brains or popular music, or both.
I drove through the University and nearly hit a pack of J-walking headphone zombies
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A sexual act in which the male partner ejaculates into both ears of the female, and then makes her put headphones on to listen to Nickelback.
That girl liked Chad Kroeger so much I gave her the headphone special.
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unintentionally farting too loud while in a open space with co-workers without hearing it yourself since you are wearing headphones
Dude: "ah today i let go a headphone fart at work..."
Dude 2: "ouch"
Dude: "well at least i didn't hear it!"
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