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a man who is a man-whore in old terms. the muffin man has all the muffins, aka lady tits. "do you know the muffin man?" he is well known because he is the town whore, or the villiage bicycle.
do you know the muffin man ?
yeah i showd him my muffins!
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When a man raps his penis around his balls so that it looks like a muffin
Do you know the muffin man? I'd like to take a bite out of his muffin
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A drug dealer, usually dealing in pot
Hey, I'm looking for a Muffin Man, do you know where I can find one?
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o hott sexyy man who every girl wishes she knew nd wishes that he would put his rolling pin into their cupcake=
did the muffin man put his rolling pin into your mary had a little lamb when you guys skipped to my lou my darlin??
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A guy who gives you an all around creepy feeling, as if he's perverted.
I left the party because that muffin man wouldn't stop trying to talk to me.
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Someone who is unaware that a muffin wrapper has been placed on their shoulder. People who are standing by then point and laugh while shouting "MUFFIN MAN!" at the top of their voice.
Ha, Brad didnt even realise that he was the "Muffin Man"
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A true gangsta and pimp who lives on drurberrylane
COOL GUY: Yo gangsta wat up dog, how's you be's trippin'
Muffin Man: Man notin much sept I's just be's chillin wit my new hoe ya dig?
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