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Situation

A word used by people of questionable intellect to appear smart. As one of the larger of the commonly used English words, weighing in at a whopping four syllables, "situation" is a favorite go-to word for minorities during job interviews. Often pronounced sitch-ee-ation in this regard.

Employer: Tell me what you think you can offer this company?

Black lady: Well, I think this is a good situation for my current...uh...situation. I was in a similar situation, you know, in my previous employment ...situation...oh kaaaay?

by Poopy-face Tomato Nose February 21, 2013

9๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


situation

When someone is acting in an overtly intoxicated or ludicrous manner, they are a situation.

Did you see Vikki at the bar last night? She was a total situation!

by kikicoture December 23, 2008

28๐Ÿ‘ 324๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sheโ€™s a situation!

An overly exuberant verbal ejaculation used when a pulchritudinous beauty unexpectedly presents herself wearing clothing that simultaneously reveals and conceals exactly what she is workin with.

This is seldom perceived as a complement by the woman; yet, it is an absolutely true representation of how she makes a thirsty man feel.

You just have to embrace the cultural paradox here.

Daaaaaaaaaaaayuuuuummmmm!!!! She is 100% natural woman; not a bit of plastic! Sheโ€™s a situation!!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 21, 2022

144๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


an on going situation

an on going situation โ€” a masterful piece of urban understatement. To say that you have โ€œan ongoing situationโ€ is saying that the shit has hit the fan and there is neither an end to the shit in sight; nor, any sign of the fan failing to rotate.

The health department has to close the rid shack down until further notice. The vermin problem had become an on going situation.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023

144๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ma Situation

MA BALLLSSS

Schlatt: "You ever heard of the ma situation?"
Ludwig: "The Ma?"
Schlatt: "Ma balls!"

by Skhizy October 20, 2020

61๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


golden situation

1) unique/rare situation
2) appropriate/favorable situation

Am I actually a golden situation where I'm all alone with a girl?

by Marrryanx January 22, 2017


Sims the situation

Simsing the situation is a mechanism for change whether positive or negative it is up to the lord, but simsing the situation guarantees that the female or male will reveal their true intentions with you.

Mate, I think itโ€™s time you Sims the situation

You might as well just Sims the situation to figure out if she feels you

by Space typhoon September 17, 2019