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One of Trumps many sycophantic white house staff, who get such a raging boner from his position of power they basically act like he can do no wrong and will defend his position at the cost of everything; behaving like a simp only much worse, hence the term Sump.
Mitch McConnell: "Dude it's been almost 5 minutes and no-ones licked Trumps asshole! Where the hell is Seb Gorka?"
Mike Pence: "Nah, he's gone bro! Trump fired him, he was way too much of a Sump!"
Girl: “My boyfriend is ignoring me.”
Friend: “Did y’all get in a argument or sump?”
Sally the Sump: I just bought him a whole ass house and a car and we're not even dating!
Jebby the Pimp: Sis, you're a sump!
Sump is a greeting like a hello or hi and even what's up.
Walking into work you come across an acquaintance from a different department
Interaction:
You: Sump
Responder: Sump
Person 1: Oh my God she is definitely sump
Person 2: I know right
A person simping for Shrek. The only acceptable form of simping.
Definition: Person simping for Shrek. Says “welcome to my swamp” at least twice a week.
Person 1: Watcha got there?
Person 2: I made a real life swamp for Shrek, so that when he comes back to life, he will have a place to stay with me.
Person 1: Bro, you’re, like, one of the biggest sumps I know.
Person 2: I know. Welcome to my swamp.
When someone licks around the head of another’s penis and then bites down
Yea I met her she gave me a Sump. I had to have emergency reattachment surgery for my penis head.