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n. A tiny man who, at night, commits a breaking and entering into your buttocks and then into the turd bank to steal all the turds he can conceal in his mouth. He exits quietly and unnoticed.
Oh man! My lucky turd was stolen from my turd bank last night! Mr. Marley, the security guard, should have stayed later! That damn turd burglar!
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Someone who comes and robs your house while you're taking a shit and there's nothing you can do about it because you're takin' a shit
That time I was taking a shit that TURD BURGLAR stole my couch!
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Robin Hood with a poop fetish.
Shoot dat thievin'-ass bitch! He sto' ma' turd!
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"TURD BURGLAR" One who uses his tool to remove turd's from another fellows back passage
EG. Elton John. Julian Clairey. Dale Winton etc.
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One that sneaks into bathrooms and harvests an unflushed piece of human feces for later consumption.
Your uncle can’t pick you up from school he isn’t allowed within 100 feet of the school because he’s a turd burglar.
Its an ol done more that is kind of like the story of Jack frost except its A sneaky lil midget bandit theif in the night that climbs in your bathroom window and burgles the turd right out the bowl that more than likely are there because you got shit faced and forgot to flush or your dirty lazy kids left the bowl present for the turd bandit. Because the story goes.... Feed the turd burglar once a week and you will never get a stomach. Keep that gut flora happy ... Feed the turd burglars.
"Tiny tim dont flush that shit you know you got to leave that for the turd burglar tonight or you will end up with a belly ache
A person you do not particularly like who you have a suspicion burgles turds
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Dude ur a turd burglar
Gooby pleaz