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Charles was very stressed: he had had some vatican roulette with his new maid and now he was worried she might be up the duff.
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What started as a Catholic council became a Protestant takeover. It is upheld by vengeful Pharisees who foolishly claim not following this Protestantism is disobedience. Luther be proud of the results
Vatican II needs a subtitle such as "The Pharisees Strike Back".
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Your pope molests you
Guy 1: Do you want to hang out Sunday
Guy 2: I can't im an alter boy and the pope requested for some vatican assplay.
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In the Sherlock Holmes books it refers to one of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's stories, in which he refers to another case Sherlock worked on to do with some Vatican Cameos.
In the case of BBC Sherlock it is code for duck, as in get out of the way. It probably refers to another case Sherlock and Watson worked on not shown in an episode, in which only Watson knows to duck out of the way of, in this case, an oncoming bullet. Most usually used by Cumberbitches.
*Playing some sort of ball game*
Cumberbitch: "Vatican Cameos!"
*Everyone ducks*
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Vatican Cameos is what Sherlock Holmes, from BBC Sherlock, shouts to John Watson when he’s finished opening Irene Adler’s vault and realizes it’s a booby trap (s02ep01). When in danger Holmes says a cue so Watson knows how to react properly. It’s their “safe word”.
Sherlock shouted "Vatican Cameos" and Watson threw himself on the floor without even thinking about it.
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An intimate sexual position consisting of one male protruding another males anal canal with his penis.
It gets it's name from Vatican City, in which women are not permitted, hence if any intercourse is to go on inside the Vatican, it must be man in man.
The "donut" part of the term comes from the anal canals shape which resembles somewhat of a sweet bakery treat, ie a donut.
AKA "dirty gay bumsex"
I heard Bob and Fred love their Vatican Donuts!
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A comparably large pile of feces in the shape of the Vatican. It can be on a person (such as during intercourse) or on any ground or surface.
"You don't haul your flea ridden carcass outta bed, I swear on the virgin Mary's tits I am going to leave a Vatican steamer in the middle of your kitchen... I ate the TexMex yesterday. Double pinto beans"
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