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A phallic contusion in the shape of a mushroom inflicted by a forceful blow of a penis to one's body.
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A bruise, in the shape of a mushroom, obtained by being slapped with a large penis or penis-like object.
"Dude, I can't believe you goin' out with the new girl from accounting!"
"I'm gonna mushroom-bruise her ass, just for you. Just watch -- she won't be sittin' straight for a week."
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The term a ho uses to discribe how her ass feels after having butt sex
I took a real ANAL BRUISING last night from Tom.
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a brown spot left in the toilet by a turd recetly flushed. Occuring most often after a long night of mixed drinks.
toilet bruises have also been found in bus and train stations as well as households.
my in-laws decided to leave me some memories of last night in the form of toilet bruises before leaving town on the bus...
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The mark left on a girl's leg after a long night of dry humping.
Armando: What the hell is that on your leg?!
Manda: That's the boner bruise you gave me last night... asshole.
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when youre lover is 4 or more years younger than you and you slap her in the face with your boner.
i gave my little bitch a baby bruise.
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Slang to describe a journey that takes you into dangerous waters, or any other kind of place, or situation.
Dude, this whole day has been a bruise cruise!
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