Black Volume

Term coined in reference to how black people generally indulge dialogue at a higher volume, than Caucasian counterparts.

There is no White equivalent term.

A: So why was residence security called?
B: Because the black people were up at 3am talking on their phones in corridors, music, general black volumes of talking etc . . .

15👍 5👎

Volume War

Any instance where two or more people fight to hear something such as a t.v. or another person.

i.e.

"Josh, turn down the t.v., I can't hear American Idol!"

*turns t.v. up*

*Josh turns t.v. up as well*

"Uh-oh, you just started a volume war."

volume issue

1. The need to vomit after drinking beer or other carbonated beverages due to the carbonation and volume of the liquid itself attempting to use more stomach space than is comfortably available.

Also known as a "carbonation issue"

2. Relating to a situation where the acoustic noise is higher than desired or allowed.

1. "I'm feeling a volume issue...(!) (10 seconds pass) *puke*"

Last night my friend Scott said he wasn't throwing up from the alcohol; he said he was just having a volume issue.

2. We knew we had a volume issue on our hands when our neighbors called the cops after we put the music on.

4👍 1👎

High Volume

Blaring; Annoying; Raucous; used to describe a mainstream atmosphere that never shuts up; sounds, colors, and people as gaudy as 80's - imitation attire.

"You work at Dunkin Donuts? That place is so high volume."

10👍 6👎

speak volumes

Makes situations clear without using words

The man's clothes speak volumes about how much of a bum he is.

Biting her lip, she didn't talk. Her pussy spoke volumes, and choked on my cock.

38👍 32👎

Volume Twerking

An act of ass clapping which progressively gets louder based on the level of ratchetness.

Ratchet: Damn, I need a job.
Someone: I thought you had a job..?
Ratchet: Well, I do have that volume twerking I do.

Volume Cynicism

A condition that forces the driver or owner of the car to adjust and control the volume after any manipulation of the dial by their passenger, despite the volume level actually being changed or not. This is caused by a serious distrust of others and their ability to decide the best volume level for their sound system and chosen track.

John's got volume cynicism so bad he adjusts the volume up by 1 every time i choose a song.