Hip Waiters

women or gay men who hang off of guys and stay constantly by their side hoping for some action. Can also refer to hired escorts, strippers or prostitutes or any scantily clad women who is attached to a man for the obvious singular purpose of using him for sex.

His two friends Sheila and Samantha are obviously hip waiters.

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angry waiter

When a coworker proceeds to hit you in the balls from behind with a pepper grinder or other large solid object, causing serious pain and possible bloody urine, thus leading to serious retaliation

Slow nights at Rizzos are often passed by plotting angry waiter attacks on fellow servers

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Dumb-waiter

Not to be confused with the small elevator-like devices found in restaurants, hotels and such, "dumb-waiter" refers to the idiot - and there's always one - serving hors d'oeuvres to the bride and groom at a wedding who allows their tray to be pillaged of anything edible before they even get to the wedding party. Thus, they only have Spinach Vomit-bombs left by the time they get to the bride and groom, who wrap a bunch of these disgusting ass nuggets in a napkin to later pelt the wait staff with when no one's looking.

"Not surprisingly, the maitre d' assigned the dumb-waiter to bring hors d'oeuvres to the wedding party, and the fat shits lumbering up the front steps emptied the tray before the guy even got there."

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Head waiter

Person that hangs around public restrooms, rest stops waiting to give or receive a blowjob.

Feeling horny, he decides to cruise a local truckstop in anticipation of being served by the Head waiter.

Waiter-Envy

When your at a restaurant and your waiter is enthusiastic & super nice and you feel extra special, only to see that he does the same thing to the people at the table next to you.

Waiter: You guys look like a fun crowd!!

You: Thank you!

(Waiter goes to the next table)

Waiter: You guys look like a fun crowd!!

You: Damn i have such Waiter-Envy he totally played me.

counting waiters

to space out in the middle of a conversation.

stop counting waiters and listen to me!!

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Gay Waiter

a restaurant employee, with a rather unmasculine attire

waiter - sir here's your bill, how about a blowjob?

man - aww jeez...not another gay waiter

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