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when a man sticks his dick in a woman so deep that the cum heats up and turns into white chocolate it is then eaten by the women as she rides on his dick like a staliom
ariana: i got some leftover white chocolate stalion last night want some
diana: no i dont want none but who got u it they probably got godd d
Fat People Who Eat Food.
I hate george bush because he is married to white chocolate.
Oprah winfrey is white chocolate.
Eminem is black chocolate.
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A white chocolate surprise is when a man ejaculates in a woman's anus, licks out a mixture of excrement and semen with his tongue, and deposits it in her vagina whilst eating her out.
"Did you see that video? Max Hardcore does a white chocolate surprise on that bitch."
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This is a simple thing that has taught LA a lesson. White Chocolate Merlin is a powerhouse that can't be stopped!
I was out kicking it yesterday and White Chocolate Merlin approached and took my girl. I think he got her pregnant!
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A white chocolate eruption is a sexual maneuver in which woman is bent double with her feet shoulder width apart and her head between her legs. A man finishes ejaculating into her anal canal, and then proceeds to execute a closed fist strike to her transverse abdominal area, in turn causing an eruption of seminal fluids and fecal matter, simulating the phenomenon of a volcanic eruption from the rectal opening.
"I've been scrubbing my house all day to clean up the remnants of that white chocolate eruption we performed last night."
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In order to correctly accomplish this feat, the male has to be receiving a bumpkin. As he squeezes off a shit the female must catch the turd and attempt to slide it on his erect penis, if all else fails she must get a large portion of feces on his penis and her face. To finish she must continue the blow job until ejaculation on her face. Thus the white chocolate brownie.
Raul: Yo meng, I heard jose got a white chocolate brownie the other night from that fat slut on colfax.
Paulo: A bumkin is one thing, but getting a white chocolate brownie is fucked, buts its still probably cleaner than fucking that nasty bitch.
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Dude, I tossed her salad so fucking hard last night. I love me that white chocolate starfish.